Hey everyone! 
Need to upgrade your game? Whether you’re going for cute, nerdy, or just plain smooth, I’ve got you covered. Check out these 20 rizz-tastic pickup lines to make your crush smile (or laugh out loud).
Cute 
- “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.”
- “Are you a shooting star? Because your beauty lights up the night.”
- “You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.”
- “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
- “Are you made of candy? Because you’re sugar and spice and everything nice.”
- “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
Cheesy 
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Are you an angel? Because you’ve got heaven written all over you.”
- “You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.”
- “I must be a snowman because you just made my heart melt.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
- “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
- “Do you have a sunbeam in your pocket? Because you just brightened my day.”
Funny 
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we just clicked.”
- “If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.”
- “Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
- “Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.”
- “Are you my phone charger? Because you’ve got me feeling full of energy.”
Romantic 
- “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
- “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I’d have a garden to walk in forever.”
- “You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”
- “Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?”
- “You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight.”
- “I’d cross oceans just to see you smile.”
- “Every love song makes sense now that I’ve met you.”
- “When I’m with you, time stands still.”
- “Do you have a heart? Because you just stole mine.”
- “I never believed in forever until I looked into your eyes.”
Clever 
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
- “You must be Wi-Fi because I’m feeling a strong connection.”
- “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!”
- “Are you a software update? Because you make everything better.”
- “Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my life.”
- “If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
- “Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.”
- “Are you a highlighter? Because you’ve just brightened my world.”
- “Are you a galaxy? Because your beauty is out of this world.”
- “Are you a lock? Because I’ve been searching for the key to your heart.”
Nerd 
- “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “Are you an equation? Because you complete me.”
- “Do you believe in parallel universes? Because in every one, I’d find you.”
- “Are you a black hole? Because you’ve got me gravitating toward you.”
- “Are you pi? Because you’re irrationally perfect.”
- “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.”
- “Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”
- “If we were binary stars, I’d orbit around you forever.”
- “You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after a 12-hour coding session.”
- “Are you Schrödinger’s cat? Because you’ve got me curious and confused at the same time.”
Food 
- “Are you a snack? Because you’re looking like my next meal.”
- “You must be a cheeseburger because you’re cheddar than anyone else.”
- “Are you a donut? Because you’ve got me going in circles.”
- “Are you Nutella? Because you’re spreading happiness everywhere.”
- “Are you a latte? Because you’ve got me feeling warm and fuzzy.”
- “You must be made of sugar because you’re so sweet.”
- “Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a piece of my heart.”
- “You’re like my favorite dish—impossible to resist.”
- “Are you a cupcake? Because you’re icing on my cake.”
- “You must be a chef because you just served up perfection.”
Hookup 
- “Your lips look lonely—would they like to meet mine?”
- “Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.”
- “Are you an elevator? Because you’re taking me to new heights.”
- “Do you want to skip the small talk and just fall in love?”
- “Are you lightning? Because I’m struck by you.”
- “Your body is 65% water, and I’m thirsty.”
- “You must be a campfire because you’re smokin’ hot.”
- “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
- “Are you Netflix? Because I could binge you all night.”
- “Can we make this night unforgettable, or should we practice first?”
Bad 
- “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel down under.”
- “I must be lost, because heaven’s a long way from here.”
- “Do you believe in aliens? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.”
- “Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Are you ice cream? Because you’re melting my heart.”
- “If you were a burger, you’d be McGorgeous.”
- “Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.”
- “Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face—but you’re still cute.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to be bad together.”
Dirty
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
- “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
- “Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re making my heart race.”
- “You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, my pants disappear.”
- “Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you out.”
- “Are you a washing machine? Because you’ve got my heart spinning.”
- “Are you a charger? Because you make my battery full.”
- “Do you want to build a snowman? Because I’d love to melt with you.”
- “Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like a guided tour.”
- “You’re hotter than the sun, and I’d risk getting burned for you.”
Drop your favorite in the comments, or share your own! Let’s see who’s got the ultimate rizz game.